The Silent Holocron

Naked sex nullifies marriage? Cyclops kitten? The “legendary” Weird-O-Cron has returned!

In our first offering, a controversial Islamic fatwa declares that gettin’ nekkid when doin’ the nasty with one’s wife invalidates one’s marriage!

I wonder how those of us who are married or engaged feel about that. Something tells me these guys haven’t read Song of Solomon. Naughty, naughty.

In our second offering, I present to you the truly weird, the Cyclops Kitten!

Is this proof that a cyclops could have existed in the distant past? Are the stories of Greek mythology true?

I have to admit, I am not a fan of cats. I tolerate them at best. But my heart goes out to that poor kitty. May God receive it in His hands. Let’s take a moment of silence for this kitten to end this edition of the Weird-O-Cron.

Okay, so the Wierd-O-Cron has actually been pretty sporadic. Whatever.

But anyway, wanna sue God? If you ever needed more proof of human depravity and self-centeredness, check this out.

I’m not sure it even deserves comment.

Stains be praised! “Nessie,” the famed Loch Ness Monster, has finally surfaced! Or has she? Check this out!

THE JESUS BRICK–Well, folks, you’ve heard of images of the Virgin Mary. Now we’ve got tangible proof that Jesus really is The Rock. Check this out: http://www.local6.com/news/4170720/detail.html